If Children Ruled The World There Will Be No Heinous Crimes

The world would not become a den of several criminal crimes such as war, graft and corruption, terrorism, rebellion, cheating, drug addiction, rape, smuggling, kidnapping, sex slavery and prostitution, child abuse, spousal abuse and other heinous crimes.

There will be no impeachment trials of presidents, chief justices of supreme court like what is happening now in the Philippines. There will be no martial law to be imposed to a certain country as there will be no rebellion acts against any governments. There will be no demonstrations and rallies to check the wrong doings of government officials.

Thanks to CharliePrinceNYC for this video uploaded on Feb 29, 2012

However, we should know also that kids can be much crueler than adults. The world would be like a big trash pile because children don’t put anything away. The world would become messier and full of lost things. And the rate of development would be slower because children want something just for fun and are apt to ignore something related to world development.

The world would experience more humorous trial and error because children don’t think as carefully as adults do. Children might ignore adults also because adults don’t have power. Adults would feel lonely and some of them might try to commit suicide due to their situation.

And the world would be a disaster unless an adult were behind every child. If the children were in the congress and senate they would talk just about funny things and they would play all the time.

If they were bank directors they would spend all the money on games, candies or parties. Adults would have to work not to receive money but toys, candies and chocolate. Most school classes would disappear. The world would become rough and wild. And no one would like to be adults and parents would feel very sad!
What an awful image of the world!

Continue Reading: But what if the time comes that the world is ruled by children? Who will oppose it to happen?

About the Author – My favorite Saying: “Dream Big and don’t stop without giving it a chance to come true.” I am a father of 3 for 25 years, OFW for 17 years , a Blogger, sometimes a Poet, Self-motivated and Professional by experience. You can call me Paul or Pruel. I am friendly animal but can kick you off when it is needed. LOL. I have no specific areas where my writing will focus on. I write any subject that interests me under the merciless sun.

Chewing Gums From Condoms

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Published on PurpleSlinky, Feb 4, 2011 Category – Humor

A condom is a barrier device most commonly used during love - making to reduce the probability of pregnancy and spreading sexually transmitted diseases such as gonorrhea, syphilis, and HIV. It is put on a man’s erect penis and physically blocks ejaculated semen from entering the body of a sexual partner. But condoms have other uses – believe it or not!

How often we, Filipinos become the object of laughter? And those incidents sometimes have been brought to forum groups as debate subjects. People who belittled Filipinos do not realized that Filipinos have some unique ways to show vengeance in a very friendly manner without hurting people – to tell them that never mess with Filipinos.

Read and listen on the conversation of two people inside a fast-food restaurant. By the way, don’t take this seriously. Laughter is the best medicine ever!

At a fast-food restaurant a Filipino is enjoying his hearty breakfast: coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam and etc. when an American friend who was chewing a gum came around, sits next to him and started an unwanted conversation.

“You Filipinos eat the whole bread?”

“Of course,” replied the Filipino.

(Blowing bubble with his gum) the American friend said, “We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts, we collect them and put them in a container then recycled, re-baked them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines. D’ya eat jam with the bread?”

“Of course,” the Filipino answered smiling.

(Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) the American friend said, “We don’t. In the States, we eat fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, recycled them into jam and sell them to the Philippines.” 

“Do you have sex in America ?” asked the Filipino.

“Of course we do,” replied the American friend.

“And what do you do with the condoms?” the Filipino asked again.

“Throw them away of course,” the American friend answered quickly.

The Filipino replied, “We don’t. In Philippines, we put them into a container, recycled them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America!”

 

Awesome Job for Private Detective

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Published on PurpleSlinky, Feb 2, 2011 Category – Humor

There are text messages roaming around which are purely jokes. Sometimes they make us laugh and provoke. But they are just jokes that we need not to be taken seriously, like this one.

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a private detective to watch his wife and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later, the man who hired the private detective received this report that says:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.
I watch house.
He comes to house.
I watch.

He and she leave the house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.

He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree – look in window.

He kisses she.
She kisses he.
He strips she.
She strips he.

He plays with she.
She plays with he…

I play with me. I fall out from tree. Did not see them anymore. I am sorry.

PS: Sir, you don’t need to pay me!

Best regards,

Honest Detective